Say goodbye to cheesy karaoke and hello to next-level vibes. The No Tell Motel is where karaoke gets an upgrade, designed to make you and your squad feel like absolute legends.
Step into your own soundproof karaoke booth, where you can belt out bangers in total privacy — whether you’re a solo superstar or the group diva, the spotlight’s yours.
Pro tip: Book for 2 hours — it’s the sweet spot. Split the cost, and everyone gets 2-3 songs to truly flex their vocal cords.
And guess what? VIP treatment is the name of the game. Your own personal waiter is just a button press away, ready to deliver all the liquid courage you need to turn up and turn out with your crew.
Rock it out, Suzy style.
Ready to scream-sing your heart out? We’ve got Tokyo Tina and Hanoi Hannah — two epic rooms for you and your squad (up to 15 peeps) to go absolutely wild.
Cost Breakdown:
R1000 for the first hour
R200 off your second hour — only R1800 for 2 hours!
That’s as low as R67 pp for one hour or R120 pp for two!
We’ve got 3 killer rooms for you to get wild in, each with its own vibe:
Tokyo Tina:
15 guests max (bring your squad)
R1000 for the first hour
R200 off your second hour — only R1800 for two hours!
Same cost break down as cedar – pretty sweet, huh?
Then we’ve got Hanoi Hannah and Katana Katy — perfect for the smaller crew (8 guests max) :
Just R800 per hour — that’s only R100 pp to get your groove on!
Just use the booking form by pressing the ‘Book Now’ button to reserve your spot.
Remember as there is no food served here, most parties also book a separate dining table for 2 hours before the karaoke start time.
Yes we do need payment in advance to secure your spot! But first thing first – press book now to reserve the karaoke room pending payment.
After you book online you will get an invoice will be emailed to you within 48hrs.
We do offer bookings on the day but that all depends on availibility of our rooms. Most prime spots are booked out in advance so we’d always advise to book in advance!
Yes! We do offer karaoke rooms on the day but that all depends on availability of our rooms with other bookings.
Most prime spots are booked out in advance so we’d always advise to book in advance!
Food is a no no! the rooms only have small coffee style tables and have alot of fabric in them for sound proofing! However, most paties normally book a dining table 2 hours before and then head up to our karaoke rooms!
Dinks is a huge YES! We have call buttons in each room to tell your waiter you want to order as you go. We also have drinks packages to suite any group’s preferences.
Yep! We’re super flexible to your needs. If you want dinner then karaoke, a drink at the bar then karaoke or just karaoke… we got you!
Each room is individually decored with booth style seating, drinks table and full professional karaoke set up with thousands of songs to choose from!
All rooms are hidden away in a secret passage way and next to each other.
And don’t worry – every room is sound proofed!
Yep – don’t want you all sweaty in those pics!
Your host will brief you when you start to how it works and you have complete control.
Each room has a tablet to choose the songs you want and you can make a list of songs so you don’t stop the fun!
There are also two professional mics, powerful speakers and a TV screen for the lyrics.
There are thousands of songs to choose from and the room is on a timer so you don’t have to clock watch!
We highly recommend that you rock out for 2 hours at a time in the booths, as splitting the cost between your peeps makes it super reasonable and allows for each person to take the spotlight for 2/3 songs each!
Don’t stress, we got you!
You can book multiple rooms for larger parties as they are all next door to each other in a secret passway upstairs! Parkwood can host up to 31 like this while Cedar and Hazelwood can host up to 20.
If it’s a large event like end of year parties over and above that, again – we got you! Most events hire out all the rooms for a few hours, we then organise guests to rotate (often in teams) or you can leave it up to your party to decide.
No worries – chat to a human by the using that floating chat icon at the right hand side of the screen. You can call or WhatsApp us anytime!
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